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THE MUPPETS – FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

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It’s with the quality of timelessness (I hope that’s a word) that I nominate “The Muppets” for your consideration.

MOVIES FROM 0 TO 50 IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES – ROUND 2

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There’s no way you can know everything about every movie. Until you do, here’s a great way to come one step closer. Our Movie Guy Matteo has compiled another exhaustive list of fun facts from the movies, organized numerically for your pleasure.

THE ABSOLUTE BEST MOVIE MUSIC EVER – ’70s EDITION

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I know this list will bring great debate from many of you out there. This is to be expected and is encouraged. But for now let’s get right to it.

SEVEN SONGS YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME

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Next time you are in your car on the way to the movies, here are 7 songs you should listen to again for the first time.

MOVIES FROM 0 TO 50 IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES

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You ever wanna drop a movie fact in conversation and out-do that movie know-it-all in your bunch? We’re here to help. Here’s a TON of movie info for you, in easy-to-digest format, thanks to some exhaustive research by our Movie Guy Matteo.

RISE OF THE FRANCHISE OF THE FACE

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If Andy Serkis is nominated for an award, and for the record, I think he’d be fully deserving of one, hang on to your seats.

INDIE REPORT – STOCK FOOTAGE SCAM

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Our Movie Guy Justin lays out the runaround he got from an online stock footage company, warning indie editors to stay away.

SHORT FILM SHOWCASE

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The Movie Guys on three short films that caught our eye – “The Butterfly Circus”, “The Embalmer” and “Touch”

INDIE REPORT – THE WATERHOLE

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Indies are a dime a dozen. Good indies are hard to find. The Waterhole is a good indie.

THE MIDDLE SEAT: “FURRY NOSTALGIA”

I am about to risk sounding like an old man tearing into the new generation for forgetting all the great things about the last generation.

THE MIDDLE SEAT: “SIZE MATTERS”

Between my wife and I, screen size is a huge chasm of passion and indifference. I simply cannot watch a movie unless it is on a large screen.

THE MIDDLE SEAT: “BEEN THERE, SEEN THAT”

Let’s talk this week about something that every single movie-goer experiences – artistic hijacked redundancy.

INDIE REPORT – KICKSTARTER

Bringing joy and cash to filmmakers, artists, and the like, who wish to raise money for their idea.

THE MIDDLE SEAT: “TRAILER TRASH”

I have been endlessly fooled by movie trailers to frequent films that ultimately were nowhere near as good as the trailers suggested. Has this ever happened to you?

REPORTING FROM THE GEORGE LINDSEY UNA FILM FESTIVAL

With features, films in multiple languages, and several international entries, this film festival is so much more grandiose than its simple name would imply.

AND TO THINK THAT I SAW IT ON HULU STREET: ED MCBAIN’S 87th PRECINCT: LIGHTNING

I’m clicking the weird, the wonderful and the what the hell were they thinking when they coughed up a budget for this piece of raw moose dung.

THE MIDDLE SEAT: “CINEMATIC LITMUS TEST”

My initial thought is, we come up with a basic questionnaire, designed by people who enjoy and understand the art of cinema, and anyone who fails it gets put on the list.

YOU MISSED IT!: A PERFECT GETAWAY

I suspect it ranked well below what it should have because people knew too much about it before they saw it

THE MIDDLE SEAT: “SCHWARZENEGGER OR SONY CLASSICS”

In my humble opinion, there are certain people who don’t “get” movies, and thus should not be allowed to view movies at all.

OSCAR RANT 2011

Paul Preston’s annual once-over of the nominees. Who will win, who should win, and the Top 10 Films of 2010.