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CONTRIBUTING MOVIE GUYS

The Movie Guys

Meet those who make the madness.

THE MIDDLE SEAT: “FURRY NOSTALGIA”

I am about to risk sounding like an old man tearing into the new generation for forgetting all the great things about the last generation.

THE MIDDLE SEAT: “SIZE MATTERS”

Between my wife and I, screen size is a huge chasm of passion and indifference. I simply cannot watch a movie unless it is on a large screen.

THE MIDDLE SEAT: “BEEN THERE, SEEN THAT”

Let’s talk this week about something that every single movie-goer experiences – artistic hijacked redundancy.

THE MIDDLE SEAT: “TRAILER TRASH”

I have been endlessly fooled by movie trailers to frequent films that ultimately were nowhere near as good as the trailers suggested. Has this ever happened to you?

THE MIDDLE SEAT: “CINEMATIC LITMUS TEST”

My initial thought is, we come up with a basic questionnaire, designed by people who enjoy and understand the art of cinema, and anyone who fails it gets put on the list.

THE MIDDLE SEAT: “SCHWARZENEGGER OR SONY CLASSICS”

In my humble opinion, there are certain people who don’t “get” movies, and thus should not be allowed to view movies at all.

THE MIDDLE SEAT: “LET’S NOT GO TO THE LOBBY”

It is time. In a column about the “movie-going experience” we have to address food.

THE MIDDLE SEAT: “WHAT DO YOU HAVE A TASTE FOR?”

From the dawn of silent films, humans have had to navigate the treacherous social waters of yet another group entertainment decision

THE MIDDLE SEAT: “PLEASE TURN OFF ALL DISTRACTIONS”

To everyone everywhere who ever goes to a movie theatre I politely remind you to SHUT UP!

THE MIDDLE SEAT: “WHERE YOU WANNA SIT?”

I need to see the movie straight on. And that’s not just at the theatre. I will go for any seat in any living room that gives me the most centered view of a movie.

TANGLED

Disney is successful at making animated films because their stories and storytelling have something for every generation in the room.

WELCOME TO THE MIDDLE SEAT

This column is dedicated to movies. And while there are many aspects to cinema, I want to talk about us – the moviegoers.