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MOVIE REVIEW – “JOURNEY 2: THE MYSTERIOUS ISLAND”

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island

Mr. Caine, you lead me astray, you dirty rotten scoundrel!

MOVIE REVIEW – RED TAILS

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With a thumping dub-step soundtrack, planes performing harrowing maneuvers, and requisite nasty enemies (Nazis, in this case), the trailers for “Red Tails” have clearly been geared to pump up visceral excitement in (likely) largely young and male audiences.

REVIEW – THE ARTIST

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“The Artist” is a movie that is in love with movies. Turns out I’m in love with movies, too. So this film and I are a perfect fit.

REVIEW: ARTHUR CHRISTMAS

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I don’t think Aardman has the means or desire to American-ize one of their projects, and we’re all better off for that.

REVIEW: PUSS IN BOOTS

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Is it possible that this is the funniest movie of the year? See it while it’s still in theaters.

REVIEW: THE DESCENDANTS

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If you are looking for well crafted, well acted, deliberately paced, and impressively funny/emotional film, go check out ‘The Descendants’ when it comes to your town.

REVIEW: DRIVE

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Nicolas Winding Refn’s “Drive” feels like a throwback to the 1980s. But don’t expect Romy and Michelle to pop up, rather a mood and tone is created here that longs for “Manhunter”’s Will Graham to make an appearance, as Refn piles on gobs of visual style that would make Michael Mann proud.

REVIEW: OFF THE BOULEVARD

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It forced me to look at my own life, my career, and ask where my future is taking me.

REVIEW: RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

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It is friggin’ awesome.

REVIEWS: CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER/COWBOYS & ALIENS

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Spoiler Alert: “Captain America” is awesome and “Cowboys & Aliens” isn’t.

REVIEW: FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

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Not sure how a cool actress like Mila Kunis and a talented performer like Justin Timberlake were coaxed, cajoled and coerced into making “Friends With Benefits”

SUPER 8

Abrams has obviously given himself the specific assignment of making a send-up of a sort of film, much as Spielberg & Lucas did when they made “Raiders”

THOR

Branagh does a good job of balancing the work of his actors with all the glitz, glitter and action sequences that abound in Asgard.

BRIDESMAIDS

You may have wondered what the ladies were doing and talking about while the men were horsing around in films like “Wedding Crashers” and “The Hangover”.

BORN TO BE WILD 3D

“Born to Be Wild 3D”, narrated by Morgan Freeman, manages to toe the fine line between high-tech and old school.

FAST FIVE

After watching “Fast Five”, I realized it would become a quick classic you’ll turn on while cleaning the living room or doing taxes

WATER FOR ELEPHANTS

Overall, my masculine side says this film is a blockbuster that you’ll quickly forget you saw. My feminine side says Robert Pattison is hot.

THE CONSPIRATOR

It was like watching an undergrad film of a boring play starring freshmen actors.

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Jake Gyllenhaal redeems his career after the embarrassingly awful “Prince of Persia” and turns in a fine, heartwarming performance

LIMITLESS

A film like this demands a charismatic and vulnerable lead actor, and Bradley Cooper is quickly establishing himself as the right guy for those jobs.