LIVE-TWEETING THE OSCARS – 2/25/13
We tweeted the shit out of the internet on Oscar Night 2013. See it all below (most recent posts are at the top)
That’s it for the Oscars. Thanx Hollywood, we look forward to you being interesting again when IRON MAN 3 opens. #Oscars2013 #IronMan3
Did anyone else see “Betty White’s Off Their Rockers” tonight? HILARIOUS. #Oscars #Counterprogramming
Tomorrow on TMZ: Thirty minutes devoted to three seconds of Jennifer Lawrence falling down. #Oscars2013
Affleck + JLo, Paltrow, Spears, Hayek = 0 Oscars. Then he put a ring on it = Best Picture. #Oscars2013
Note to the Coen Brothers: If you lost the “F” back in 1996, you would’ve won best picture, too. #Oscars2013 #LessonsLearned
Somebody just slap Kristen Stewart already – or again.
Quvenzhane Wallis. Offensive tackle. San Diego State. #Oscars2013 @KeyAndPeele
Best Director, Life Of PI’s Ang Lee: Ben Affleck overheard to say “Don’t make me Ang Lee, you wouldn’t like me when I’m Ang Lee”
The winner of fourth best director of the year goes to Ang Lee! #Affleck #Bigelow #Tarantino #Oscars2013
Not for nothing, but the show has now gone on for 3.14159 hours. #LifeofPi
Congratulations Stifler!!!! #Argo #Oscars2013
“Billy Crystal looks younger than ever!” #OldAcademyVotersTweeting
Here’s a home game you can play with this year’s Best Actor nominees: “Drunk, crazy or Lincoln?” #Oscars2013
New adverb to describe a directing style that creates movies that make you feel like you’re on drugs: “You direct very AngLee” #Oscars
The hardest thing about watching a Nora Ephron movie is watching a Nora Ephron movie.
BARBRA STREISAND IS DEAD?!??! Oh, wait………thought she was part of the montage. She’s actually onstage. Onward. #Oscars2013
Best Oscar vocal fry goes to Kristen Stewart.
High much, Kristen Stewart?
The AMOUR montage features just as many shots and cuts as the film itself, just in a shorter amount of time. #Oscars2013 #Dogshit
SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK: Answering the burning question: “WIll these crazy people fuck?” #Oscars2013
Good to see The Oscars giving Susan Boyle a comeback. #Oscars2013
Sing it with us! BOND-bah-bah-bond-Bond, bond-bond-bond, Bond-bah-bah-bond-Bond, bond-bond-bond, BAH-BOND…(bond-bond-bond…) #lyrics #007
“Please welcome to the stage – Hollywood’s former Anne Hathaway, Sandra Bullock!” #Oscar2013
Congratulations to Anne Hathaway, one of America’s frailest talents. #Oscars2013
Helen Hunt was great in “The Sessions”, which is like “Mad About You”, if you were mad about someone in an iron lung. #Oscars2013
Woohoo! Just when I think DIE HARD wouldn’t be represented at the Oscars, the bad guy wins Best Sound Editing! #Oscars2013
SOUND MIXING: Otherwise known as the award for turning the volume up all the way the most.
Overheard at the Oscar Technical Awards: “Oscar looks like Dr. Manhattan!” #nerd #Oscars2013
I predict tonight’s program will run over time by 1 tribute to movie musicals #Oscar2013
Or, as he’s introduced at the Emmy Awards, “Please welcome Vinny Barbarino and The Boy in the Bubble, John Travolta” #Oscars2013
John Travolta wearing his “award’s show hair piece”. Looking good Barbarino.
Congratulations, AMOUR! The first film to win an Oscar without having an editor. #Oscars2013
How to know if the person you saw at the grocery store is the famous person you think they are:They’re shorter than you expected them to be.
I don’t think Hollywood can pass up the chance to award the movie about Hollywood saving the day #Argo #Oscar2013
ZERO DARK THIRTY: Are we the only ones put off by this film’s #Oscar campaign?: “Vote for us or the terrorists win” #Oscars2013
Here we go! Best Documentary Short!!! #bathroombreak #Oscars2013
Overlooked tonight: Best song nominee DJANGO UNCHAINED MELODY #righteous #Oscars2013
Shirley Bassey. Still gettin’ it done. Rex Harrison-ing it up a bit, but still gettin’ it done. #Oscars2013
The irony of the winner for Best Makeup Artist looking like they’ve never seen a pat of foundation in their life isn’t wasted on us.
Wooohooooo -aw #Bond #Oscar2013
That last award was won for Helena Bonham Carter hair wrangling. #Oscars2013
You can’t fool me Les Misérables, Helena Bonham Carter’s hair always looks like that #Oscar2013
Congratulations, makeup artists, you clearly weren’t nominated for wardrobe. #Oscars2013
That’s two wins already for LIFE OF PI. They just greenlit LIFE OF CAKE. #MelissaMcCarthy
How would you like to be the person receiving the award the only time they did that? #Jaws #Oscar2013
FU, telecast. Let the guy speak. The Spirit Awards wouldn’t do that to a VFX guy….if their movies had VFX…. #Oscars2013
I’m sure that seemed like a good idea at the time #Jaws #Oscar2013
Classy movies need to stop having good special effects so The Avengers can win something. #lifeofpi #Oscar2013
I’m so close to shutting this off and watching The Avengers -aw #Oscar2013
I guess if Roger Deakins had to lose to anything, Life of Pi is far from shitty photography #Oscar2013
Between Emmanuelle Riva (85) and Quvenzhane Wallis (9), Hollywood actresses over 40 now have two more reasons to worry.
I really thought FRANKENWEENIE should have won – because that was the only one I saw.
Best Animated Short Film: There’s an Oscar that will get you into NO parties.
From the Jodi Foster school of award show acting Paul Rudd & Melissa McCarthy bring you the Oscars version of “WTF were they talking about?”
Philip Seymour Hoffman lost the Oscar. In related news, so did Philip Michael Thomas. #Oscars2013
Tommy Lee Jones was great. You can see the horrors of The Civil War all over his face. At least I think that’s what’s going on there. #Oscar
And so begins the era of the Oscars appealing to people under the age of 40. #Oscars2013
Finally Channing Tatum is getting some play #Oscar2013
For those of you who opted to see something else in the theater besides BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD, we hope you enjoyed HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA
Duran Duran’s John Taylor looks fantastic! #AnneHathaway #Oscars2013
Kristin Chenoweth is no Ryan Seacrest. And we mean that as a compliment. #Oscars2013
John Goodman is the John Goodman of this year’s Oscars. #Argo #TheArtist #Oscars2013
Kristin Chenoweth is working the red carpet at the Oscars: The only person capable of making all the other actors look tall. #Oscars2013
“Oh this? It’s just a dress made from the tears of a thousand homeless orphans” #overheardontheredcarpet #Oscars2013
In a twist Alfred himself might appreciate, even the movie HITCHCOCK isn’t going to win an Oscar. #Oscars2013 #Goodeeeevning
David Bowie looks fantastic! #CharlizeTheron #Oscars2013
Like Jennifer Lopez and Gwyneth Paltrow before them, The Oscars are now in the business of screwing Ben Affleck. #BestDirector #Oscars2013
The wiseassery will flies here, and on Facebook! Join us at http://fb.com/themovieguys as we give The Oscars the business. #Oscars2013
LIVE-TWEETING THE OSCARS – 2/26/12
Listed below are all The Movie Guys’ tweets, starting with the day after the Oscars, going back to the red carpet pre-show. We were busy:
Our favorite day-after headline – “Angelina Jolie: The Slit Everyone is Talking About”. That’s not awkward at all. #Oscars
Let’s recap. That’s THE MUPPETS – 1, WAR HORSE – 0.
Until next year, when we pray to god The Coen Brothers put out another movie. #Oscars
The Artist deserved the shit out of that #Oscars
That WAR HORSE looks pretty good. When does that come out?
Rick Santorum should be happy about The Artist because he’s warned recently about the devilish influence of the talkies #Oscars
I think it’s cute that they bother nominating other actresses when Meryl Streep is up for an award.
Glenn Close is no Peter Scolari #Oscars
Colin Firth seems unhappy about all of this #Oscars
Afghan airport hit by suicide car bombing. #TheresOtherShitGoingOnInTheWorld?
I really hope Dujardin just swore in French. #Oscars
With these extended nominee descriptions, I can see why they didn’t nominate Fassbender, protecting Portman from going on & on about cock.
Gary Oldman’s first nomination? #surprising
Are they taking about movies or cancer? #oscars #interviews
Sing it, Nat X #Oscars
Compared to The Artist and Tree of Life, Midnight In Paris wasn’t so much directed as shot #Oscars
The Academy gives Oprah an award, or face the wrath of Xenu. #Oscars
For those of you drinking at home: “Scorsese!”
The Fantastic Flying Books of Morris Lessemore, I think we all saw that coming #Oscars
I dont know anything about Best Documentary Feature but God Is The Bigger Elvis wins best title #Oscars
And now live action short is here to throw off every Oscar pool in America
Midnight in Paris Madlibs – You’re (name of famous artist)? That’s crazy. Repeat. #oscars
In an attempt for ABC to work the word into all of their show titles, expect NIGHTLINE, BITCH! this summer.
The Artist is way harder to write than Midnight In Paris, even the dialogue’s fresher #Oscars
Is it just me, or does Angelina look a little heavy?
Bret? Present. #oscars
It would be kind of ridiculous if any movie won for best score besides the movie that was ALL SCORE #Oscars
Better Nolte joke: “On a warm summer’s everning, on a train bound for nowhere…” #Oscars
This is actually Plummer’s second award, as he won the Oscar for the Most Purple in a Nose category in the early, non-televised section.
Brad Pitt is more fortunately named than his brother Stu Pitt #oscars
This is just an apology award for not nominating Christopher Plummer for Dragnet #oscars
Anyone else get the sneaking suspicion that all these tech awards for Hugo are an attempt to make up for no best picture or director?
Hugo’s cheating, because it’s a masterpiece
Ironically Stallone’s Oscar was never nominated for an Oscar
The director of “MouseHunt” has an Oscar. #RealityCheck
Glad they invented a special category to give Kung Fu Panda some recognition #oscar
How many white guys does it take to make a documentary about a black football team from Memphis? Apparently 6.
Chris Rock. Lookin’ like “Morgan Freeman: Before” #Oscars
And with that, Diddy is one step closer to EGOT. #Undefeated #TracyMorgan
If #TheArtist gets to do one of its scenes live on stage, the other films should get to as well. #Cirque
Yeah, Bret Ratner would have cut all this gay crap.
Girl With Dragon Tatoo deserved to win for best editing beacuse it’s source footage was re-runs of Three’s Company.
Not enough people getting hit in the balls with projectiles in the commercials #oscars #superbowl
Having Hugo win both sound categories eliminates the confusion over the difference between those categories #oscars
“Let’s get out of here. We’re editors.” It won’t get better than that speech tonight.
Oscar for best editing still isn’t enough to get you into the Elton John after party. Sorry boys.
This would be a better presentation with the Batman voice modulator #oscars #bale
Great. Now Rick Santorum thinks the Oscars are trying to build a nuclear warhead. #ASeparation
Iranian giving award speech. Director: “Cut to Jews in the audience”. #NotAwkwardAtAll
Foreign Language Film nominations are up – in other words: Bathroom Break!
Tonight’s Oscar telecast is broadcast through an airplane hanger, providing only the best in digital noise. #oscars
#Oscar Trivia – no silent movie has been nominated since there were silent movies, and a silent baseball movie has never been nominated
If you’ve never been inspired by the Oscars, the movies got Costume Design winner Mark Bridges out of Western NY. #Miracle
That’s some dress J. Lo is wearing – hey wait, when did Cameron Diaz come out on stage?
Either it’s Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez or these nominations are sexy! #oscars
Do they make a Jane Eyre movie every year? I always find out there was one during the costume awards #oscars
Roland Emmerich sighting in the last montage. #WorldsWorstMovieDirector
Gene Hackman sighting in that recent montage. #WorldsBestMovieActor
AND we have NIPPLE!
Hey, guy in row RRR, seat 112. Yes, we see you. Stop leaning into the shot. It makes it look like Billy has a head growing out of his elbow.
That’s two awards for HUGO. Someone at The Academy must’ve heard that Martin Scorsese directed it.
HUGO the movie about French film maker George Melies was apparently brought to you by Italy!
Now they’re doing that sketch where Ellen puts herself in commercials #oscars
And it’s over before it begins. Looks like it’s gonna be a clean sweep for Hugo. Time to turn the channel and watch Big Bang Theory.
Well earned, both awards #Hugo was a masterpiece
Took a dump had to DVR the show so my jokes might be a few minutes behind. Did Billy do that thing where he puts himself in all the movies?
This Billy Crystal montage seems more rehearsed and homosexual than it would’ve under Brett Ratner #oscars
Oscars! Why don’t we have Oscar-bowl commercials?
“Nine nominees for Best Picture, and once again black people are relegated to being THE HELP.” #ifchrisrockhostedagain
Natalie Portman: “It’s such a relief just NOT to be nominated”.
“EXTREMELY LOUD & INCREDIBLY CLOSE, or what it’s like meeting (fill in political figure or Harvey Weinstein)” #whatbillycrystalwillsay
I wonder who will win America’s Sweetheart? I’m thinking Emma Stone #oscars
Good to see Storm on the red carpet. With Halle Berry’s last-minute exit, Gwyneth did a fine job stepping in.
If I were Michelle Williams, I would not have followed up MY WEEK WITH MARILYN with that Dior spot. #Oscars
The Artist contains too few inspiring speeches to win Best Picture #oscars
Surprised Sissy Spacek didn’t get nominated, she nailed the southern accent #TheHelp
Lotta mom dates on the red carpet. You’d think an Oscar nomination could get you laid. #Oscars
Fun fact: Melissa McCarthy is related to Jenny McCarthy. And by related we mean she ate her. #Oscars
Syrian voting marred by violence. #TheresOtherShitGoingOnInTheWorld?
Glenn Close plays the opposite gender & gets nominated. I don’t remember none of y’all voting for NORBIT or THE KLUMPS #ifeddiemurphyhosted
Rooney, Kate… How many MARA them are there? #Oscars
Saw a nun on the red carpet. Thought it was Streep pulling a Sacha Baron Cohen for some upcoming movie. #Oscars
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Glenn Close #oscarmashups
Given that there’s no movie about Detroit Auto workers I can see no obvious winner this year #Oscars
Jonah Hill brought his mom to The Oscars, but strangely left her at home for THE SITTER premiere. #oscars
Meanwhile, at Brett Ratner’s house, he and Eddie Murphy are doing Jåger bombs and gorging themselves on Funyons. #Oscars
Last chance before the big show to follow along with the hoopla. Get our OSCAR RANT 2012 & play Will Win/Should Win: bit.ly/z3kfAn
We don’t know about you, but we’re doing a shot every time they say “Nobbs”. #Oscars
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